Present: Bob the Builder, Alice the Architect, Dave the Dudebro

Objective: To build a bridge to nowhere using nothing but spaghetti and hope

Agenda:

• Item 1: Bob's Big Idea
• Item 2: Alice's Architectural Analysis
• Item 3: Dave's Dissection of the Obvious

Decisions:

• We will build the bridge, or we won't. Who knows?
• We will use more than 100% of the allotted budget.
• We will eat all the donuts.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same amount of despair.