MEETING MINUTES FOR THE APOCALYPSE

Meeting Attendees:

• Doomsday Dave, CDO (Chief Doom Officer)
• Burning Baron, Head of Burning Operations
• Ragnarok Rick, Lord of the Fire and Brimstone
• The Apocalypse Accountant, Bean Counter of the Damned

Meeting Minutes:

1. Doomsday Dave: "I propose we start the apocalypse with a massive firestorm, followed by a tidal wave of doom, and finishing with a nice, slow-moving plague." - 3:14 PM
2. Burning Baron: "I second that motion, but let's add a nice, smoldering ash cloud for ambiance." - 3:17 PM
3. Ragnarok Rick: "I'll get the firestorm started, but can someone please pass the brimstone?" - 3:20 PM
4. The Apocalypse Accountant: "Uh, can we discuss budget and projected doomsday yields?" - 3:22 PM

Go back to 998, the discussion about the end of the world as we know it.
Proceed to 1000, where the world will finally be no more.