Meeting Minutes: Decision 3 - Rationale

Decision 3: Implementing Mandatory Disco Nights

After lengthy debate and several strongly worded memos, the team finally reached a consensus on Decision 3.

As you may recall, the proposal for Mandatory Disco Nights (MDN) has been a topic of discussion for weeks. Some team members were skeptical, but after careful consideration, we've decided to give it a spin.

The reasoning behind this decision is simple: we're all burnt out. The office has become a soulless cube farm. We need a spark, a glimmer of joy, and a chance to get our strut on.

Thus, every Friday evening will now feature a mandatory disco dance party. The rules are as follows:

1. Everyone must wear platform shoes and polyester.
2. No one is exempt from the dance floor, not even the CEO.
3. There will be a strict 9 PM curfew for any non-disco-related activities.

Questions and concerns should be directed to Decision 3 - Concerns.

Next meeting, we'll be discussing Decision 4: Mandatory Breakfast Cereal Fridays.

Hyperlinks:

• Decision 4 - Mandatory Breakfast Cereal Fridays