At the 4th meeting of the year, tensions ran high as the team struggled to come to consensus on the color scheme for the company logo. It was here that the pizza-hating incident occurred.
According to eyewitnesses, team member "Bob" stormed out of the conference room after a heated debate over the merits of pepperoni vs. mushroom.
Witnesses claim Bob was overheard muttering something about "sauce-stained hands" and "the shame of it all."
When questioned about the incident, Bob's response was a resounding "I don't hate pizza, pizza hates me."
Following the incident, the team was placed on high alert for potential pizza-related trauma. A company-wide pizza-free zone was established, and Bob was given a temporary desk in the supply closet.
For those affected by the incident, a support group has been formed. Meetings are held weekly in the supply closet, and all are welcome.
When: Every Thursday at 3PM
Where: Supply Closet, Floor 3, Room 12
Contact: Bob (available by email, but only if you really need to talk)
Learn more about the support group