Present: John D. Doury
Absent: Jane D. Doe
Apologies: None
Apologies Received: None
We met in the conference room at 9:00 AM on last week to discuss the meaning of life. Attendee 1 was late, but not as late as Attendee 2, who is prophetsically late. We established that the universe is, in fact, a simulated reality created by a bored programmer, and that our purpose here is to find the hidden button to escape.
Next week's meeting will be about the impending alien invasion. We will discuss the best ways to defend our planet, including the use of our secret stash of disco balls. Learn more