Incident Report
The Great Donut Heist of 2023
At 08:00 AM on Monday, the last donut in the break room mysteriously vanished.
A meeting was called, and the room was searched for clues. Several employees were questioned, but all denied any involvement.
The investigation continues, but a suspect has been identified. A certain John Doe (not his real name) was overheard whispering "I didn't do it" while eating a suspiciously large amount of powdered sugar.
Further evidence is needed to solve the case.
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