THE NEVER ENDING MEETING OF THE INCREDIBLY PRODUCTIVE COMMITTEE
The meeting began at 9:00 AM, with 7 members present. The topic of discussion was the implementation of a new coffee machine in the break room.
Item 1: Coffee Machine Installation - The committee discussed the installation of a new coffee machine in the break room. Some members expressed concerns about the machine's ability to dispense a consistent cup of coffee, while others praised its sleek design.
Item 2: The Committee's New Logo - A proposal was made to redesign the committee's logo to better reflect the members' productivity and efficiency. The proposal was met with mixed reviews, with some calling it a 'bold move', while others deemed it 'a travesty.'
Item 3: The Committee's New Slogan - A new slogan was presented to the committee: 'We're here, we're productive, and we're not boring.' The slogan was met with lukewarm applause.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned at 12:00 PM, with a decision to reconvene the next day at 9:00 AM.