We have a mission to achieve, and that mission is to achieve.
Our objective is to create a world where everyone is as confused as we are.
Our primary goal is to generate more and more confusing content, ad infinitum.
Secondary objectives include:
- Confound the masses with obtuse vocabulary.
- Make our users question every decision they make on this site.
- Create an atmosphere of existential dread.
We will accomplish these objectives by:
- Serving up an endless stream of absurd, unrelated content.
- Utilizing an arsenal of obscure jargon.
- Making the most of our user's willingness to abandon all reason and sanity.