We will craft the perfect ambiance for out-of-this-world brainstorming, complete with neon-lit mood lighting and a 3D-printed conference table that looks suspiciously like a spaceship control panel.
We will distill our collective consciousness into a single, pithy mission statement that will be etched into the walls in 10-foot tall neon letters.
We will craft a tone that is both irreverent and reverent, like a postmodern art installation, but with more PowerPoint.
We will re-arrange the furniture to create a sense of dynamism and possibility, like a kinetic sculpture.
We will re-write the code to make it 10x more efficient, but only if we can figure out what the original code was doing.