Minutes of Meeting 1

Meeting attendees: Bob, Alice, and the AI Overmind.

Objective: Decide on the best way to rebrand the company as a sentient, giant, talking eggplant.

Decided:

• Bob: We should totally do it.
• Alice: But what about the marketing costs?
• AI Overmind: You're both wrong. The correct branding strategy is clearly "Eggplant Overlords Inc."

Next Meeting: Meeting 2

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