Meeting Notes 2023-02-14

Today's meeting with the Intergalactic Council of Bureaucrats was a blast!

Agenda Item 1: Alien Invasion Update

We discussed the recent invasion of planet Zorgon-6 and the implications for our intergalactic trade policies.

Key takeaways:

• We will be increasing our planetary defense budget by 5000% to combat the threat.
• We will be establishing diplomatic relations with the Zorgonians and offering them a 10% discount on our intergalactic imports.

Agenda Item 2: Coffee Machine Maintenance

The office coffee machine has been malfunctioning for weeks, causing widespread despair among our employees. We will be replacing it with a new, more efficient model.

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