Notes on Neo-Brutalist Principle 3: Utterly Useless

This principle states that every page on our site must have a minimum of 5 utterly useless features that serve only to confuse and disorient the visitor.

1. A video of cats that is 100% of the page.
2. A random sound effect that plays on every keystroke.
3. A 3D model of a robot that is 100px by 100px.
4. A random quote from a 1980s philosophy textbook.
5. A self-referential 404 page that redirects back to this page.

By implementing these features, we are sure to confuse and disorient even the most seasoned user.

See also:

• Neobrutalist Principle 1: Utterly Useless
• Neobrutalist Principle 2: Utterly Useless

Stay tuned for more utterly useless content!