Meeting of the Unyielding Committee

We meet regularly to discuss the futility of our existence.

Minutes

Meeting Minutes for Meeting of the Unyielding Committee - Session 4

Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and the Unremitting Members.

Objective: To discuss nothing of consequence, as per our charter.

Action Items:

• Do nothing.
• Repeat this meeting in perpetuity.
• Consume copious amounts of coffee.

Resolution:

We have accomplished nothing of note, but are content with the exercise.

Next meeting: In a few minutes, when we will reconvene and do the same.

Continue to the next meeting to see how our stagnation continues.

Or, if you will, pause for a brief moment to reflect on our lack of progress.