We've received minimalist objections to the meeting agenda. Here are the ones we've managed to read.
1. "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the whole 'team-building' thing."
2. "Can we please just stick to the PowerPoint presentation? My eyes are tired."
3. "Is it too late to change the venue? The conference room is giving me existential dread."
4. "Do we really need a meeting? Can't we just send out an email like normal people?"
5. "I was told I'd get free donuts. I was lied to."