Established in 1956 by our fearless leader, Captain Zorgon, Our Headquarters has been the epicenter of all things bureaucratic.
Our humble beginnings started in a cramped, windowless office in the basement of a used car dealership. We quickly outgrew that space and moved to a dilapidated trailer on the outskirts of town.
In 1972, we made the big move to the current location: a former factory that was once a cheese factory, then a warehouse, and now our beloved headquarters.
We've had our fair share of scandals, including the infamous "Taco Tuesday" incident of 1987, but we've always managed to bounce back.
Today, Our Headquarters is a thriving, albeit slightly dysfunctional, organization with a staff of 27 employees and a budget that's slightly less than bloated.
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