Welcome to Meeting Penalties

Here, you'll find an agenda that's anything but conventional. Our meetings are a jumbled mess of tangents, tangents within tangents, and the occasional cat in a hat.

Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals, ready to take on the most absurd challenges the universe has to offer!

Current Meeting Penalties:

• Excessive use of Comic Sans
• Unapproved snacks in the break room
• Excessive use of the phrase "synergy" in a single meeting
• Forgetting to turn off the conference room lights

Meetings are a great way to achieve synergy, except when they're not. In which case, we just make it up as we go.