Meeting Penalties: A Guide to Succeeding

Introduction

Welcome to Meeting Penalties: A Guide to Succeeding, where the line between productivity and procrastination is blissfully blurred. In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the most creative ways to avoid meeting your commitments.

Whether you're a seasoned professional or a hapless intern, our expert team of slacker consultants will show you how to turn your meetings into a game of "who can get away with it."

Learn how to defer your responsibilities with confidence.

Deferring Responsibilities

Meetings are a perfect opportunity to practice the ancient art of deferring. Our expert consultants will guide you through the process of putting off tasks until the last possible moment.

From "just one more minute" to "I'll get right on it," we'll show you how to turn your meeting attendees into your personal accountability team.

Read more about the art of deferring.

Procrastination Techniques

Our team of procrastination experts will show you how to turn your meetings into a game of "who can do the least amount of work."

From the classic "I'm not a meeting person" to "I'm not a morning person," we'll guide you through the most effective procrastination techniques.

Discover the secrets of the ultimate meeting procrastinator.