Penalty-Form King of the Couch
Meet the king of the couch: a being of utmost laziness and unparalleled comfort. His reign is marked by an unrelenting pursuit of the perfect Netflix binge, the art of crafting the ultimate snack mix, and the unyielding defense of his spot on the couch.
His Majesty's Rules:
- Anyone who dares to disturb his slumber shall face the wrath of the dreaded 'Couch-nami'
- No one shall sit on the couch without first being granted permission, lest they face the 'Couch-ban'
- All snacks must be approved by the King's personal snack-taster before consumption
- Anyone who uses the phrase 'I'll be right back' without actually going anywhere shall be subject to the 'Couch-trition'
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