By order of the COUCH KING, all attempts to reconfigure or modify the couch's ergonomic layout shall be strictly prohibited.
A penalty of 1000 hours of binge-watching reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" shall be imposed upon first offense.
Repeat offenders shall face an additional 500 hours of listening to elevator music in a confined space.
Subsequent offenses shall be subject to an immediate transfer to "Couch Prison" for an indeterminate period.
Click here for more information on Couch Prison.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can submit an appeal to the Couch King himself.