Couch-Trition Hospital: Where the Sofa Doctors Are

Welcome to Couch-Trition Hospital, the premier medical facility for all your couch-related injuries and ailments.

Dr. Bob, our esteemed head of staff, has a few words of wisdom for you:

Dr. Bob's Advice

"A couch is not a substitute for a bed, no matter how many times you tell yourself it is."

Don't worry, our team of expert couch doctors will have you back on the mend in no time.

Our services include: