Welcome to the Obfuscation Kingdom: The Meeting of the Penalty

Where the art of confusion meets the science of annoyance.

You've stumbled upon our kingdom, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred beyond recognition.

Here, the penalty for being on time is a 10% chance of getting lost in our maze of mirrors.

Or, a 50% chance of being forced to attend a meeting that will last for 12 hours straight.

Or, a 100% chance of questioning your life choices.

Don't worry, it's all part of the fun!

Our Kingdom's Rulers

Meet the masterminds behind this kingdom of confusion:

King Oberon the Ominous

Queen Bernice the Bewildered

They're the ones who will make sure you never leave this kingdom.

Learn more about their plans for obfuscation

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