The Rules of Sausage Kings

As a member of Sausage Kings, you are expected to abide by the following rules:

Rule 1: The Sausage Must be Held at an Angle of 42 Degrees

When holding a sausage, the sausages must always be angled at precisely 42 degrees. Any sausages held outside of this range will be subject to ridicule and penalties.

Failure to follow these rules will result in penalties, including but not limited to: Public Humiliation, Loss of Sausage Privileges, and Exile to Sausage Island.