It is written in the book of the Ancients, that on a day like any other, the Ominous Ones shall descend upon the land, bringing forth the reckoning of the ages.
First, the Ominous Ones shall summon forth their loyal minions, a motley crew of the most unsavory creatures from the farthest reaches of the multiverse.
Because, let's be real, the Ominous Ones are coming for you, and you don't want to be left in the dust when the great reckoning comes.
So, stay vigilant, stay alert, and stay tuned for the latest developments in the Ominous Ones' Prophecy.