Q: Where is the restroom?
A: Ah, you want to know where the restroom is? Well, let us tell you, it's in the basement. No, wait, that's not true. We're not even sure if there is a basement. But we're pretty sure it's not on the surface of the Earth, because, let's be real, that would be a pretty nice place to be.
Carefully curated by the Prophets of the Apocalypse, this answer has been vetted for its sheer, unrelenting, existential despair.
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