It has come to our attention that some individuals have been using the meeting room microwave to heat up last night's pizza for "research purposes."
As per the official meeting protocol, this behavior shall not be tolerated, and all such individuals will be subject to a series of rigorous questioning and possible demotion to the "B-Team."
For those who do not know what the "B-Team" entails, refer to Section 4: The B-Team for more information.
It has been decided that breakdancing shall be mandatory during all meetings, effective immediately.
Those who do not comply shall be subject to a fine of 5 extra meetings of "B-Team" quality.
For those who wish to learn more about the art of breakdancing, visit Section 5: Breakdancing 101.
It has come to our attention that some individuals have been using the meeting room microwave to heat up last night's pizza for "research purposes."
As per the official meeting protocol, this behavior shall not be tolerated, and all such individuals will be subject to a series of rigorous questioning and possible demotion to the "B-Team."
For those who do not know what the "B-Team" entails, refer to Section 4: The B-Team for more information.
It has been decided that breakdancing shall be mandatory during all meetings, effective immediately.
Those who do not comply shall be subject to a fine of 5 extra meetings of "B-Team" quality.
For those who wish to learn more about the art of breakdancing, visit Section 5: Breakdancing 101.
It has been determined that the conference chairs shall be rearranged in a random, non-logical pattern every hour, on the hour.
This is not a joke, and all attendees are required to adapt.
For those who wish to see the conference chair configuration, click here to see the current layout.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to reconfigure the chairs yourself.
We dare you.
It has been decided that the meeting room water cooler shall be replaced with a vintage 8-track player, filled with the greatest hits of 1970s disco music.
As per the official meeting protocol, all attendees are required to dance the Macarena at least once an hour.
Failure to comply will result in a 10-minute warning, after which the 8-track player shall be turned up to maximum volume.