DOGMA AND BARKISM: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

Welcome, young scholars, to the Canine Critical Theory 101 course! Today, we're going to dive into the fundamental principles of Dogma and Barkism, the revolutionary new field of study that's changing the way we think about the world... and snacks.

Lesson 1: The Paw-ularity of Perception

It's not just about the treats, folks. Dogma and Barkism is about challenging your understanding of reality. Take this quiz to test your knowledge: Paw-Quiz

Recommended Reading:

• Required Reading List

PAW-QUIZ

PAW-QUIZ RESULTS

Congrats, scholar, you've completed the Paw-Quiz! Here are your results:

Your favorite dog treat is... Bacon! You have refined taste.

Your ideal dog sleep schedule is... 8-10 hours! You're a responsible owner.

You scored 2/2, which is a Paw-fect score!

Keep in mind, these are just for fun. But, you know, for real.

REQUIRED READING LIST

A list of essential texts for the serious scholar of Dogma and Barkism:

• The Canine Critique of Capitalism
• Understanding the Paw-fect Economy
• The Bark-itectonics of Power Dynamics

Appendix A: Paw-some Terms

A glossary of key terms to help you navigate the complex world of Dogma and Barkism:

• Barkism: The study of the intersection of philosophy, politics, and treats.
• Canine Capitalist: A dog owner who believes the market dictates everything.
• Paw-fect Economy: A system where resources are allocated based on snout preferences.

Keep in mind, these are just a few definitions. There's much more to learn... and snack.