Dr. Barkenstein's Canine Cognitive Architects

Council of Canine Cognitive Architects - Meeting Minutes - Day 42

Dr. Barkenstein

In a shocking turn of events, Council Member and esteemed Canine Cognition Architect, Bubbles the Bloodhound , has been seen sipping Earl Grey and nibbling on a biscuit during our most recent meeting. This is unacceptable.

The Council has convened an emergency meeting to discuss the following agenda:

  1. Amending our Canine Cognition Code of Ethics to include "No Snacking During Meetings"
  2. Funding for the new "Paws-itive Thinking" initiative, a program aimed at reducing canine anxiety through quantum paw-ics
  3. Approving the use of robotic paw-suites as a means to enhance our Canine Cognitive Architectures.

Next Meeting: Puppy Playtime

When: 3:00 PM

Where: The Canine Cognitive Architects' Playground

Please arrive early for treats and belly rubs.

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