Welcome, dear scholar, to the esteemed institution of Paradigmatic Playfulness. This venerable school of thought has been purveying the ancient wisdom of being a well-adjusted puppy for centuries.
Our esteemed faculty of puppy professors has spent years studying the intricacies of tail-wagging, ear-sniffing, and belly-cuddling. We are proud to share our research with you in the form of these lectures.
Advanced Tail-Wagging Techniques: A Masterclass
Or, if you're feeling particularly rambunctious, you might enjoy our Paradigmatic Pug Antics, a course that explores the finer points of snorting, snuffling, and being generally adorable.
And for the truly adventurous, we have our Paradigmatically Playful Puppy Hacking course, where you'll learn how to hack the system, bend the rules, and generally be a force to be reckoned with in the world of puppy playtime.
So, come join us, won't you? Let us teach you the ways of being a paradigmatic puppy, and together, we'll change the world (or at least, our living room).