The Canine Conundrum of Puppy-Ironism
Welcome, esteemed members of the Puppy-Meeting Council, to today's discussion on the intricacies of Puppy-Ironism.
Puppy-Ironism, a philosophy born from the depths of a particularly clever Pug's tail, posits that the key to true happiness lies not in the belly rubs, but in the art of calculated napping.
As we all know, a well-timed nap can be the difference between a productive afternoon and a catastrophic collapse. But, dear puppies, it's not just about quantity; it's about quality.
Join us as we delve into the world of Puppy-Ironism, where the art of calculated napping meets the science of snuggle-bombs.