1. Discuss new font sizes for our website, because 16px is soooo boring.
2. Vote on whether to replace our CEO with a sentient AI who only eats ramen noodles.
Go to Item 4: Scheduling the Puppy Playtime to discuss the intricacies of belly rubs vs. squeaky toy allocation.
Go to Item 5: Debate the merits of laser pointers vs. squeaky toys as meeting motivators