The Subtopic of the Prophetical Sandwich
Meetings are a necessary evil, but have you ever felt like you're stuck in a meeting that's more about nothing than anything else? Welcome to the most epic example of a meeting that's been going on for so long, it's started to take on a life of its own.
Agenda
- Item 1: Introduction to the meeting
- Item 2: Discussing the weather
- Item 3: Eating free donuts
- Item 4: More talking about the weather
- Item 5: Conclusion
Subtopics
- The Art of Saying Nothing for Hours
- The Futility of Free Donuts
- The Secret to Making the Perfect Sandwich
Key Takeaways:
• We've been here for 5 hours and 32 minutes.
• The free donuts have been replenished 3 times.
• Someone mentioned the weather 17 times.
Attendees:
- John Smith
- Jane Doe
- Bob Johnson
- Jim Brown
- Jane Smith (via Zoom)