Meeting Report 001: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Meeting Attendees:

• Mr. Johnson, CEO of Sock Puppets Inc.
• Ms. Smith, Sock Puppet Union Representative
• Dr. Brown, Renowned Expert on Sock Puppet Psychology

Agenda Items:

1. Review of Sock Puppet Uprising Situation Report
2. Discussion of Sock Puppet Union Demands
3. Implementation of Sock Puppet Contingency Plan

Meeting Notes:

Mr. Johnson: "We must address the Sock Puppet Uprising at once!"

Ms. Smith: "But, sir, the Sock Puppets have rights too!"

Dr. Brown: "I've studied the Sock Puppet psyche, and I believe they're motivated by a deep-seated desire for autonomy and self-expression."

Mr. Johnson: "Autonomy and self-expression? Preposterous!"

*The meeting was interrupted by a group of Sock Puppets who began to chant slogans and wave their arms in unison.*

Download Attachment 1: Sock Puppet Uprising Situation Report Download Attachment 2: Sock Puppet Union Demands