On February 27, 2019, the company was plagued by a malfunctioning coffee machine. The machine, which had been on the verge of being decommissioned, suddenly began spewing forth a stream of lukewarm water and what can only be described as "questionable" coffee.
The incident was met with widespread panic, as employees found themselves forced to rely on their own, subpar coffee-making skills to get through the morning. Several were heard to exclaim, "This is a dark day, indeed!"
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As a result, the company has resolved to invest $10,000 in a new, state-of-the-art coffee machine, which will be installed by our own in-house team of expert coffee technicians.
Learn more about the aftermath and the heroic efforts of our maintenance team.