Resolution 42.2: The Socks Conspiracy

WHEREAS, the socks have been acting up, and the meeting attendees have been losing their minds over the missing socks; and

WHEREAS, the evidence points to a vast, sinister plot to rid the world of socks, one lone sock at a time;

BE IT RESOLVED, that the meeting attendees hereby establish a Sock Recovery Task Force to investigate and bring an end to the Sock Conspiracy.

Resolution 42.2a: Sock Recovery Task Force Roster | Resolution 42.2b: Sock Hunters United