In a bold move to combat the existential crisis of the morning commute, our team of experts has decreed that every day shall begin with an additional donut in the break room. This Resolution supersedes all previous donut-related decrees.
All employees are required to bring a donut of their choice for sharing on Fridays. The donut shall be placed on the "Donut of the Week" table in the break room, where it shall be devoured with reckless abandon.
Donut Policy