Resolution 3456: A Blast from the Past
After 500 years of deliberation, we are pleased to announce the implementation of Resolution 3456: A Blast from the Past. This landmark ruling brings an end to the long-standing debate over the proper use of the phrase "blast from the past."
Key points include:
- From this day forward, "blast from the past" shall be pronounced "blast from the past" with a flourish, as in: "That new smartphone is just a blast from the past!"
- The phrase shall be subject to a 2:1 ratio of usage in all formal and informal settings. Failure to comply shall result in a 10-minute lecture on the importance of proper phraseology.
- Any attempts to use the phrase "blast from the past" without proper emphasis shall be met with stern disapproval from the Council of Timekeepers.