This ancient arbitration resolution is the culmination of centuries of debate and compromise between the wisest scholars of the land. It is the ultimate answer to all of life's questions, and the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
The universe is a vast, unending expanse of wonder and mystery. It is also, and more importantly, a giant bureaucracy.
Mankind is a species of flawed but endearing creatures, prone to error but driven by curiosity.
Life is a journey of discovery, a never-ending quest for answers that will never be found.
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