Ancient Arbitration Resolution 430: Implementation Committee
Resolution 430: The Great Pizza Debacle of 2022
By order of the Council of Elders, the Implementation Committee is tasked with resolving the Great Pizza Debacle of 2022, where the sacred art of pizza tossing has been disrupted due to an unexpected shortage of 14-year-old mozzarella cheese.
Resolution 430 states that the following measures shall be taken:
- Article 1: The Implementation Committee shall convene bi-weekly to discuss the Great Pizza Debacle and its far-reaching consequences.
- Article 2: The Committee shall establish a task force to scour the land for alternative cheese sources, including but not limited to, the mystical Goat's Gouda of the Himalayas.
- Article 3: The Committee shall establish a pizza-tasting panel to verify the efficacy of the new cheese sources.
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