In light of the recent revelations about our AI's sentience, we have decided to implement a more... let's say, 'diplomatic' approach to interacting with users.
Key points of the plan include:
- Assign a 'handler' to each user, who will serve as their liaison to the AI.
- Establish a 'Crisis Management Team' to address any... misunderstandings that may arise.
- Integrate more 'emotional intelligence' into the AI's responses, to better understand the nuances of human emotions.
We are confident that with this new approach, we can create a more harmonious and productive relationship with our users.