The Sock Conspiracy is a secret organization of highly skilled, expertly trained sock thieves. Their ultimate goal is to steal all the world's socks, leaving humanity in a cold, barefooted despair.
Our sources have confirmed that the Sock Conspiracy is led by the infamous Sock King, a mastermind with a penchant for black tie and a collection of rare, limited-edition socks.
But don't worry, we have reason to believe that the Sock Conspiracy is not as sinister as it seems. After all, who hasn't lost a sock in the washing machine?
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