This meeting is not a meeting, it's a miracle!

Attendees are encouraged to wear their best 'I just rolled out of bed' face

We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio in our break room

Agenda items:

- Discuss the meaning of the phrase "I'm not a meeting, I'm a miracle"

- Debate the best way to make a decent cup of coffee

- Elect the new meeting leader for the next "Not a Meeting, A Miracle" meeting