Adjournment Protocol Appendix

Appendix A: The Art of Leaving Early

The Adjournment Protocol is a time-honored tradition in the world of meetings.

It is a delicate dance of excuses, apologies, and strategically placed coffee cups.

When done correctly, it is a beautiful thing.

However, when done poorly, it is a disaster of epic proportions.

Appendix B: Common Excuses and their Frequency of Use

• Emergency Meeting Room Fire Drill - 9/10
• Personal Emergency - 8/10
• Unforeseen Schedule Conflict - 7/10
• Family Emergency - 6/10
• The Meeting Was Never Really Scheduled - 0/10

Appendix C: The Fine Art of Faking It