Our sales numbers are:
1,000,000,000
...units of product X sold to people who actually need it.
That's right, folks! We've sold a gazillion units of our revolutionary new product, the Product X!
50%
...of our sales are actually just returns and exchanges. Don't worry, we're not counting those as "sales".
100%
...of our customers are satisfied with our product. We're pretty sure they're all secretly happy, even the ones who returned it.