Implementation Guidelines for the Utterly Inept

As a committee of the most marginally qualified and slightly competent individuals, we have established these guidelines for the implementation of utterly inept designs.

• Use as many colors as possible.
• Mix font sizes and styles in one document.
• Make sure to use as many font styles as you can.
• Use as much padding as necessary to make things look... interesting.
• Never trust the design principles of others, especially those who actually know what they're doing.

Subcommittee: The Committee for Unconventionally Large Buttons

A special subcommittee for individuals who insist on using buttons that are 1024 pixels wide.

• Use buttons as divs with a lot of padding, so that they're not too... small.
• Make sure they're not actually buttons, but rather just really wide rectangles with rounded corners.
• Never, ever, ever use a standard button class from a CSS framework, that's just cheating.

Button Sizing for the Inept