Decision 3: The Coffee Conundrum
The subcommittee has gathered to discuss the pressing matter of coffee consumption in the break room.
Proposal 1: Install a coffee machine that dispenses only decaf.
Proposal 2: Rename the break room "The Java Lounge" to promote a more sophisticated atmosphere.
Proposal 3: Implement a "no coffee" policy and instead offer free hugs.
Read Proposal 3 (just kidding, we all know that's never happening)
Decision 3: We will... actually, we can't decide. Someone please bring us all more coffee.
Next meeting: Same time, same place. Don't forget to bring your own coffee.