MEETING: SUBCOMMITTEE ON COFFEE CONVENTIONS

The Honorable John Smith, Chairman of the Sub-Committee on Coffee Conventions, will be convening a meeting to discuss the prophets of the coffee bean.

Location: The Bottomless Pit, 123 Main St.

Time: 8:00 AM sharp. Don't be late, or risk facing the wrath of John Smith.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Great Coffee Bean Conspiracy
• Item 2: The Future of Caffeine in Society
• Item 3: The Ethics of Coffee Shop Etiquette