1. Implement the "Infinite Coffee Break Policy" to increase productivity by 0.01%.
2. Discuss the "Best Practices for Procrastination" guide to ensure optimal time-wasting.
Decisions and Actions:
John Doe: Agreed that Tuesdays are now officially "Casual Friday" days.
Jane Smith: Proposed that the committee be renamed to "The Unremarkable and Underwhelmingly Uninspired" but was voted down.
Next Meeting: 2024-03-15.
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