Decision 1: The Tail-Wagging Bonanza of Fate

Current Options:

Option 1: Launch with a splashy marketing campaign

This option is sure to bring in the crowds and get the company's name out there. Or, you know, it might just be a waste of money and resources. Either way, it's a great excuse to get the free donuts at the marketing meeting.

Pros:

• Guaranteed to get the company's name on every cat's Instagram
• Will likely result in a 50% increase in cat toy sales

Cons:

• May lead to an existential crisis in the creative department
• Has been known to cause spontaneous combustion in some cases (just kidding, but seriously, be careful)