Tail-Wagging Bonanza Meeting
Attendees:
- Mr. Wufferson P. Paws, CEO of Canine Capital Management
- Squeaky S. Squeak, Chief Innovation Officer of Squeaky Wheels Inc.
- Dr. Barky P. Pawsalot, Renowned Canine Cognitive Scientist
- Luna L. Lurch, Furry UX Designer
- Professor Pawsalotius Maximus, Theorist of Canine Behavior
Today, we are gathered to discuss the most pressing issue: The optimal tail-wagging-to-paw-scratching ratio in modern society.
Join us for an afternoon of lively debate and wagging discussion.
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