Team Building: The Meeting

Today's Agenda: Feedback, Frustration, and Free Pizza

Meetings: where the most exciting things never happen, but the coffee flows like a fountain of despair.

A special guest will be joining us today to share their thoughts on how to "synergize" our team's "disparate" skills.

Don't forget to bring your A-game (or at least, don't forget to wear pants).

Hyperlinks:

• Bad Ideas: Where the Best Come to Die
• Good Ideas: Where the Best Come to Life (Maybe)

Disclaimer: This meeting may contain excessive jargon, awkward small talk, and the occasional awkward silence.

Proceed with caution, and for the love of all things sane, bring a pillow to sit on.

Hyperlinks:

• Bad Ideas: Where the Best Come to Die (Again)
• Good Ideas: Where the Best Come to Life (Again)
• Suggested Reading: A Guide to Not Getting Fired